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ALI G
Ali G is a bad ass tv show host from the westside of staines! Aaaiiii! He is wicked on da decks and pumps out slammin tunes by 2pac and Biggie (Rest In PIece Ma Homiez) He gives a mean interview and has met the biggest stars includinh Mohammed Al-Fayed, Fran Healey and Even David Beckham (Wot a Battyboy)
Ali G is also a smooth mover with da fly ladiez and can even bust a move on the dancefloor. He's also a great mc and will be releasing a single with shaggy!
So Ali G has been awarded with a Jargon Knighthood!
Arise Sir G!

The Fonz
The Fonz, real name Arthur Fonzarelli, is a cool guy. Also known as Fonzy he is a hero to all. His smooth talking and cool look makes him such a cool guy. Fonzy made his name in the tv series happy days where he was famous for wooing the females with hius charm. He is role model for all men!
Because of his all round greatness Fonzy has been awarded a jargon knighthood!
Fonz for president!

List Of Cool People
1. Fonzy (Happy Days) Sir Fonzarelli
2. Ali G - Sir G
3. Neo (Martix) - Sir Neo
4. Morphius (Matrix) - Sir Morphius
5. Shaggy - Sir Boombastic
6. Rocky Balboa - Sir Balboa
7. Samuel L. Jackson - Sir Jackson
8. Bob Marley - Sir Marley
9. Sanka Coffee (Cool Runnings) - Sir Sanka
10. Ronald Villers - Sir Villers
11. Chef (South Park) - Sir Chef
12. The Big Man - Sir Man, SIR!
13. Mr T - Sir T
14. Muhammed Ali - Sir Ali
15. Ghandi - Sir Ghandi
16. Arnold Swarzenegger - Sir Arnie (He'll Be Back)
17. Marvin The Martian - Sir Martian
18. Tiger Woods - Sir Damn Good Golfer
19. Tupac Shakur - Sir Makavelli
20. Will Smith - Sir Fresh Prince
21. William Wallace - Sir Wallace (FREEDOM!)
22. Afroman - Sir Afro
23. Tiger Tim - Sir Tim
24. Snoop Doggy Dogg - Sir Dogg
25. Vanilla Ice - Sir Ice Ice Baby
26. Jennifer Lopez - Dame Lopez
27. Rik Waller - Sir Big Fat Guy From Pop Idol
28. Darius Danesh - Sir Danesh
29. Chris Moyles - Sir Moyles
30. God - Sir God
31. Johnny Knoxville - Sir Jackass
32. Bam Magera - Sir Bam
33. Ryan Dunn - Sir Dunn
34. Wee Man - Sir Wee Man
35. Steve-o - Sir O
36. Chris Pontius - Sir Party Boy
37. Dave England - Sir England
38. Preston Lacy - Sir Lacy
39. Brandon DiCamillo
40. Rick Kosick

31 - 40 all jackass

41. Jesus - Sir Messaih


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