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Are you bored? Well if your in this site you must be! so here are some fun things we like to do! why dont you give them a try!
Jargon inc. takes absolutely no responsiblity for any broken bones, dislocations, decapitations or lose of live as if you actually try these things then your as daft as us and well we had no one to blame! |
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Sledge Boarding
Vinny is a pheodphile Fed up with skate boarding? want a new challenge? well try this all new form of the sport. all you need is a skateboard, a sledge and a hill. Simply attach the sledge on top of the skateboard and lie, sit, stand on top and propell yourself down a big hill. The real adventurers can try racing or even two at a time! for a real thrill try going down the mill brae head first it is a real fun thing! trust me this sport is the next big thing! you saw it here first! have you got the balls? or are you a chicken! trust me man chicks dig scars.
GRASS SLEDGING
Ok maybe this isnt that orignal but damn its fun! dry sledging involves sledging only without the snow! if you can stay on long enough to get enough speed then the thrills are there for all!
SNOWBOARDING (THE CHEAP ASS WAY)
cant afford a snowboard? well when the snow comes just detach the wheels from a skateboard and off you go! for people looking for a real thrill build a ramp and when you have enough speed go flying over it! be prepared for bumps and bruises!
EXTREME BIKING!
Just the same as montain biking except extreme makes it sound more fun! you need lots of hills, mud fields and basically just a good place to cycle at high speed and most likely fall off into mud and such. Also if you have a ramp type thing try cycling over it at very high speed! its fun!
ROLLING
The most simple way to go down a hill is to roll down it! this is also surprisinly a good fun thing and you can go really fast! as long as you dont mind getting dirty! the pad is good for this!
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EGG SPORTS
Take your every day normal sports and transform them into great fun by replacing the ball with an egg. Egg golfing is a great past time but bring a large supply of eggs coz it could take you a while to hit the egg off the tee! also egg tennis is good although ralleys are hard! any other sports that involved a ball can be converted so try it! bring deodrant with you coz you will end up all eggy and smell really bad and your friends while call you eggy!
FUN WITH ICE
saw this on jackass! get an ice cream tub, fill it with water, freeze it and then you have your very own block of ice! you can use it as a sledge as a football of more.
Vinnie takes it up the ass
CHAIR BOARDING
have you got one of those office chairs that have wheels on the bottom? if so your in luck as now you actually have another use for it! find a nice hill (preferably concrete coz it dont work very well on grass) and sit donw, get comfy and push yourself off. The only drawback is that most of these chairs are impossible to steer so usally you crash but how cares! just watch out for joes cars! he will kill you if you hit them!
BLIND MAN!
you need a jacket or coat that zips all the way up and over your head! then you have to walk about with only some so called friends to guide you! warning if your friends are arseholes they may walk you into a phonebox, a lamppost, a headge and so on! you can try sledging with this on as well
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