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Neilston

Many people call neilston, bedrock. well this is a common mistake made by jealous barrheadians who are only in envy of our great civilasation! In fact neilston was once called bedrock but only because the neilston men of old (and present) often made their 'bed rock' with there beautiful wives many times a day. The truth of the matter is that neilston is a much better place to live. We have better football team, smarter people, better looking people, nicer women, better schools, and we have better boozes so get it up ye!

Myths of Yore times
in the times of yore and yonder, neilstons was a very mysterious place. Legends and myth have occured over the years and it is our duty to pass these onto you! feel free to add in any interesting bits of your own coz if you believe these storys then u need a severe check up.

In the times when many neilstonians belived in false god and even worse were pagans there was a religious revelution! proddies were kicking out the catholics so all the stuff in the churches were chucked away. Included in this stuff was a statue of the virgin mary. All the stuff including the statue was chucked in the river levern in the midgehole glen. Several years later some neilston farmers were down the glen near the river when they spotted something incredable. There was a vision of the virgin mary in the exact place where the statue had been thrown in. From then till now this romour has been debated but many pilgrims come to the midgehole glen to pay tribute. Whether you belive or not is up to you! beware if you doubt the old yins will get ya

The pad is considered by the locals a place of great inmportance! as you should know the pad has a mystic aura but did you know the mystery surronding it!?!?!?! well in the dark ages when mary queen of scots was a young maiden dabbled in free love it is rumoured that she often enjoyed hunting in these areas. claims are that mary queen of scots sat on top of the pad while on a visit to our fair lands! if this is true then neilston is truely blessed! Royalty has sat on the anceint volcano